Incestwood

When a male gets an erection when he gets turned on by his relative(s)

Albert gave a heart-warming hug to his sister and got turned on, as a result he got an incestwood.

by Flying Person February 5, 2014

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Ingestion defense

A reason given for a failed drug screen

When called into the manager’s office and informed of his failure to pass

a random drug screen, the Staten Island ferry worker replied in a panic stricken voice
“It’s not my test, it’s not my test.”

“What do you mean it's not your test? I’m sorry but the procedures and protocols are standard and the custody chain is valid. You failed for cocaine use,” replied the manager.

“No, no I don’t use cocaine, I was blowing Ricardo the ship yard worker and I ingested it. He does cocaine, I don’t” cried the deckhand.

“Oh, so you are claiming the ingestion defense?” asked the manager.

by PEARKAY April 24, 2014

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Incesto

It's like "no homo" but with family. Making sure that they understand that they are not down to commit the sexual intercourse with them. And kindly letting them know they are not about the incest life.

Cousin 1: Fuck you Jhasmine

Cousin 2: Ha gay
Cousin 1: no incesto

by Thottimusmushroom September 16, 2017

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Incestophile

A person who likes to f their family

Stop being an incestophile paul

by PP paul February 17, 2023

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Procrastination Inception

to procrastinate doing something which was already a procrastination of doing something else

John : "Dude, yesterday I was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then I procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of pawn stars. It was a total procrastination inception!"

Steve : "You're and idiot"

by Shovel King December 18, 2012

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