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stick your dick in it

a joke where "if it has a hole, stick your dick in it" is typically the first thing they say.

actually doing this will probably get you killed within a month.
"Dude, why is this road full of holes? "
"I don't know, but stick your dick in it."
"What the fuck! I'm not insane you know."
by Apersonwholikesstupidjokes March 29, 2017
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Kickin' it with my Dick in it!

Another fun filled way of expressing your current state of being. Usually, one who is on some kind of psychoactive chemical or a cocktail of mind altering substances. This term is used to express the lack of doing anything of importance when asked if you are busy or unavailable. This term originated in norther california and unfortunately has graced the ears of very few. i.e see "rocking out with my cock out" and "hanging out with my wang out". Society was in desperate need of a better way to express ones current state without resorting to overused, cliched terms from far too many movies.

This term was originally coined by a young man named Andrew Hopson. Growing increasingly fed up with hearing commonly overused saying some jack off hear on a movie, Andrew Hopson decided it was time for the world to have something better, funnier, and unique. Only the few who have been exposed to this wonderous play on words, dare try using it in everyday communication. Watch it pop up in a movie now and than it's no good. So is, the way of the world.
"Hey bro, what are u up to man?"
"Not a damn thing man, just "Kickin' it with my Dick in it!"
"Alright, well is it cool if I roll through?"
"yeah man, like I said, just chillin here at my spot"
"Alright bro, u got a 40 u can get rid of?"
"I'll have it ready when u get here brah"
"wood"
"no worries brother"
"alright bud see u soon"
by TheBlindHouse88 November 28, 2011
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McDouble with a Hair In It

Finding someone that is extremely attractive but they have a horrible personality.
There's three types of people in the world, there's a Single, McDouble, and a Happy Meal. You don't feel good enough for the Happy Meal and you really don't want a Single. You try for the McDouble, and you get a McDouble with a Hair In It.
by Pretty Pretty Penis August 9, 2010
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i put my foot in it

by Nailhead13 September 25, 2020
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shit and fall back in it

Very Southern U.S. way to tell someone to go fuck themselves.
Last night Brandy come up in the trailer saying how she had a baby and it was mine and I knowed she ain't let me take a smell in at least nine months so I tell her she can just shit and fall back in it for all I care.
by UrbanAristophanes December 13, 2016
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Dip in it raw

When a man and woman engage in sweet love making sans the use of a prophylactic (condom)
I let my babys daddy dip it in raw, now we's havin twins
by that one girl805 July 20, 2008
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uncle jesse'in it

To be sweet and caring. To offer advice as if you are the only one who knows what you need to hear. To help someone with their problems. If you are truly uncle jess'in it then when someone does something to you or someone you know, you don't tell. To be cool while doing all this.
I have been Uncle Jesse'in it with everyone in my family today. My sister broke my TV but since she is going to replace it I don't see a reason for anyone to know.
by hoss cat October 22, 2007
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