smitation

When a police officer uses excessive force during the execution of a legal citation (smite + citation)

“The cop committed a smitation when he punched the jay walker while issuing him a ticket.”

by SalvyZ November 2, 2020

smitation

When a law enforcement official uses excessive force during the execution of a legal citation. Smite + citation.

“The cop committed a smitation when he punched the jaywalker while issuing him a ticket.”

by SalvyZ November 2, 2020

IStation

An online, educational application that is basically the mafia that tortures children.

Joseph: AYO WHAT WE DOIN’ TODAY MISS?
Tiddiewell: IStation.
The whole class: *Dies*

by Fagimus April 16, 2021

Decaf-itation

A sudden, gruesome event following self-inflicted caffeine deprivation.

Man, don't go cold turkey on that java; you risk decaf-itation

by Original Robbo March 4, 2012

STIG'ification

The act of applying DISA STIGs to a piece of computer hardware or software, in order to make them more secure. Sadly, the biproduct of doing so often means the STIG'ified product is 100 times more of a pain in the ass when attempting to perform configuration changes or updates on.

Successful STIG'ification is the best way to ensure local ISSO staff stay off your back.

Well, I'm headed down to the datacenter to get these servers the STIG'ification they need to be compliant.

Don't attempt the STIG'ification of that server until the apps we need running are installed.

by E-M-S February 1, 2023

Passive-Aggressive invitation

inviting someone to do something knowing they will say no so that you look like the better person

I asked her to go to dinner with a passive-aggressive invitation. This way I'm trying and not the flaky one.

by Bananas23 November 24, 2015

de-emo-ification

getting someone to stop being emo

"Yes he’s very sad so hopefully those points will assist in the de-emo-ification" -Nafthalene the demon elf lord

by fwed and cattington March 20, 2022