inactivated

Nico Karadimitriadis' alternative definition of the word de-activated, normally used in a technology context.

Nico: Sheee-yit, I installed that Windoze security update, and now my web browser is inactivated!

User: The word's deactivated, dummy

Nico: Kiss my ass I get paid triple what you do

by Engelbert Humperdinck February 21, 2008

Ignant Technology

Technology that is counter intuitive to common sense. It is so counter intuitive that it surpasses the normal realm of ignorance and claims the right to use the misspelled word "Ignant".

This is somewhat similar to nigga technology, but is used by the general public.

MySpace, Twitter and Facebook allow people to willingly let others violate their privacy despite their ideal that privacy is king. Thus it is "Ignant Technology"

Smart phones are not phones but simply PDA's repackaged with a more powerful operating system and processor. The phone portion is not the main focus but more of a side benefit thrown in for better marketability. In this sense smart phones are "Ignant Technology" that can incorporate more "Ignant Technology" in the form of certain downloadable applications.

by Fengor November 15, 2009

inactive crush

An inactive crush is the aftermath of liking someone for a very long time. Every now and then feelings will pop up for that person but won't last long at all. It is showing the heart and the body how to ease away from a certain person. it prevents you from liking someone else besides the person and all you can do is stop trying to push it away and just live.

Megans inactive crush kicked in and she started liking Tim again, but only for 2 minutes.

by Stahley13 May 14, 2016

ignapeek

When you take a picture of a random person then put it on instagram and wait until that person finds out

Yo dudeboy_03 totally ignapeeked me last week

by [e-mail] June 26, 2017

ignatij

The hottest of the hot! The name Ignatij literally has it’s origins from Latin Ignatijus, meaning the fiery. Ignatij are very rare, so if you ever find one, you should be very careful with him because if you lose him, finding a new one is nearly impossible. All Ignatij’s have a 6-pack and a very sexy physique. They also tent to have model-like faces. Ignatij’s are very dominant, masculine, and manly, at the same time tho, if they’re into you, they can be very passionate, loving, and caring. All Ignatij’s have huge penises, mostly 16-20cm. They are very passionate and exciting in bed. Furthermore, most Ignatijs tent to be unexpectedly Intelligent, because usually guys that hit are dumb as fuck, but Ignatij’s are both sexy and smart, especially Eastern- European ones. They are extremely lazy, but if they develop an interest, they spend days and nights on it. They are usually very interested in biology and chemistry, but also have a huge knowledge and interest of history, politics, economy, and philosophy. You will be shocked by the amount of knowledge a guy that hot has, if you come across an Ignatij. Ignatij’s tend to have very handsome eyes as well, mostly in blue or grey, but some also in green.

-How can such a incredibly hot guy have such a huge penis and be so intelligent?!
-Oh I forgot, it’s an Ignatij.

by Caroline17 February 6, 2018

ignasio

A person with a passion of a firey heart and is hot with lation fire

Who has Latino fire spirit Ignasio does

by Panda gamer101 April 3, 2018

Inacura

Like an Acura, but only inaccurate.

I went to the used dealer lot to buy an Acura for a good price, but as I drove it off the lot it suddenly hit me that it was an Inacura.

by Sargetesla March 11, 2019