Christmas-itis

When you wake up every christmas at 4 in the morning and can't go back to.sleep

God I'm sooo tired. I got a bad case of Christmas-itis this morning.

by merisbear December 25, 2014

coochie-itis

Severe addiction with coochies. Symptoms include:
rubbing your buttocks constantly
A deep liking for the smell of fart
Excessive twerking
Overuse of words relating to the butt
Obsession with peppa pig.

"Did you hear about Sarah?"
"oh my gosh, what about her?"
"She has coochie-itis! its all over newspapers!'
"We better stay away Pinkiepie."

by TheRealEnsychopledia May 6, 2020

doce-itis

to have complete love for yourself think that all women wish to suck on your small dick.

man look at that guy he thinks that garbage skank wants him for his dick when she wants him for a house such doce-itis

by SexyDaddy June 26, 2009

barbie-itis

the nicki minaj disease/infection. causes: close contact with nicki minaj in the roblox game survive nicki minaj in area 51

robloxian: i have barbie-itis
nicki minaj: yay

by cwalling all barbz January 23, 2022

Weekend-itis

A sick day on either side of your normal days off causing your weekend to swell.

I came down with weekend-itis when Friday got in the way of my three day weekend.

by Finzano07 April 28, 2012

crush-itis

When you keep falling in love with every girl you see. Serious cases can even make you like your own SISTER!!! common in boys ages 10 - 25 years old

Person 1: Oh my gosh! She's so hot. And that girl there; she's my soul mate! And her...
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!

by Dr. Kaybien November 28, 2020

Itis Mode

The state one enters after eating a lot of food. Symptoms include instant second trimester of food baby pregnancy, inability to want to get up from sitting, and drowsiness.

Dude, I'm in total itis mode after eating that burrito.

by Enclave July 12, 2011