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To make a desert bloom and turn an empty desolate land into a modern high tech multicultural society. To invent many of the inventions we take for granted and cure diseases. To enjoy life and be the only democracy in the middle East where Jews, Arabs and others all Vote and thrive.
They really Israeled that heap of junk into something amazing.
by Truth explainer May 30, 2024
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The way that it's sold IS THE FUCKING RELIGION! THE ENTITLEMENT TO THE LAND IS A RELIGIOUS CLAIM! THE RELIGION IS "USING GENOCIDE ON PEOPLE WHO AREN'T DOING THE RELIGION" IT SAYS IT IN THE BOOK.
A dumb whore "Religion makes people feel good. And there are nice religious people. Therefore, it's not the religion (per se)"

Hym "Wrong! Wrong. Do fat cocks make you feel good? Are there nice people with fat cocks? You're defending their pleasure so you you can enforce a culture where people's pleasure is defended... So that YOUR pleasure must necessarily be defended. It's self-preservation. In the context of Jordan Peterson's thing... That fat cock cervix pounding orgasm is GOD to you. Israel exists because God says that it must. The Jews rule over it because God says they must. And they are fine with eradicating the obstacles inhabiting the Gaza stripe because God is a psychopath. And anyone who isn't favored by him, anyone who isn't doing what he wants is an obstacle. And I would know becuase..."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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A person who stands up for truth, fights for democracy against all odds and is strong despite others attacking them personally, religiously. or through online media.
When I saw my school mate being bashed by the bullies, I Israeled the situation and managed to stop the harm.
by rachelfay December 27, 2023
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Being falsely accused of a crime.
Turns out, Joe had nothing to do with the robbery. Mike Israeled him.
by Pumpkinsmom February 4, 2024
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A type of fungus that causes cancer to humanity.
Palestine has got israel stage 3
by Yet he lives! January 7, 2024
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Being immediately helped with an effective and comprehensive emergency response team when faced with a natural disaster
Many countries, such as Turkey, Syria, Sri Lanka, Japan and Haiti are very thankful to the State of Israel after having been quickly Israeled when faced with natural disasters.
by Pete9999 January 23, 2024
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A country in the Middle East, known for its rich historical and cultural heritage, significant religious sites for Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, and its advancements in technology, agriculture, and various other fields. Israel is recognized for its diverse society, vibrant cultural scene, and as a hub of innovation and entrepreneurship.
Visiting Israel offers a unique experience where ancient history and religious landmarks coexist with cutting-edge technological and agricultural advancements, showcasing the country's dynamic and multifaceted character.
by Amisraelhai December 27, 2023
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