Golden irrigation

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.

Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008

vampiric irrigation

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

by gs1994 March 2, 2009

Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon

The point at which reality becomes so weird that the comedy website The Onion is no longer funny in comparison.

"Did you see that political ad? It's WAY past The Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon."

by InThane May 11, 2010

irri

An exaggerated abbreviation for irritated. Usually used by chornic tweeters & texters with a lot of attitude.

My lil sis is so irri.

or

You're so irri right now, stop repeating everything I say you douchebag!

by @so_fnpretty June 30, 2011

irrits (the)

shortened version of irritation:

feelings of irritation.. a scratchy annoyance.. like mild diarrhoea..

"you're giving me the irrits"

by Hannah Sheppard January 8, 2004

irredeperous

(adj.) descriptor of one who makes up words and shamelessly passes them off as real

My husband irrederously makes up words like irredeperous.

by KatLS December 13, 2008

irritated avians

Spoof nickname for "angry birds", often used by those who think the game is overly hyped and/or ridiculous.

All she does is sit at her desk and play irritated avians all day. It's pathetic.

by truemyth September 24, 2011