IQ main

People with a lack of skill so enormous that when they destroy a signal jammer their mom starts cheering their name because it is the most skilled play they have ever pulled.

Mute Mains fucking hate IQ Mains
IQ mains are sexually unsure of themselves

by RenTheHen November 26, 2020

IQ Sucker

A person who gets turned on with an intelligent conversation with others. This happens usually while speaking to the opposite sex, unless of course if they are homosexuals. These intelligent conversations can lead to higher levels of attraction among the two in most cases. If you are a male 'IQ sucker' and find that the girl you are talking to can hold an interesting intelligent conversation with you, she automatically becomes a lot hotter, and vice versa.

An IQ suckers tend to feed on information and are well informed about varied topics under the sun.

Priya - Intelligent conversations are such a turn on!

Roan - Totally! We are such IQ suckers I tell ya.

by kielsa June 29, 2012

iq of 1000

The IQ of a Rick And Morty fan

Person 1: Wubba lubba dub dub
Person 2: Omg you must have an iq of 1000

by Large Dick Dingo April 22, 2018

Low IQ

People who spend more than 1 hour daily on their phones. You lose 10 points for each extra min.

OMG her phone screen time is 3 hours PER DAY!!! She must have a low IQ

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

-2 IQ

When calling someone "-2 IQ", this means that the person believes there are more than 2 genders. If they do know there are only to genders, they are then called a "genious".

Guy1. Dude... This chick has -2 IQ...
Guy2. Bro, does she not understand you either got a dick or don't?
Guy1. I don't know bro, she kinda stupid.

by SupremeLeaderBro August 7, 2021

Facebook IQ

The apparent factor by which one's IQ is either increased or decreased upon realization that they have many "friends" that will "hear" them.

If only plagiarism was allowed, then his actual IQ would be close to his Facebook IQ.

by TheSilentObserver August 16, 2011

Caller IQ

A variable threshold setting for the acceptable minimum intelligence level of an incoming caller. This feature may also be used in conjunction with Caller ID, should you so desire. A novelity originated by IT Professionals so as to quickly determine the likelihood of being able to successfully interface with the caller; now gaining popularity in the mainstream public sector.

A. You call the Customer Service Helpline, but after a few rings you are disconnected. You failed to meet their Caller IQ.

B. Your mate's phone rings, but after a cursory glance she fails to answer. You ask: "What's up?" She replies: "My Ex. Didn't make the Caller IQ."

by Mel G. October 21, 2012