I'm Straight

An informal way to refuse a kindly offer of a minor thing.

"Would you like matches?"
"Na I'm straight, I got a lighter."

by Steven Leonardo Clifford February 24, 2008

i'm crying

1. Used as a response to something extraordinarily ridiculous and/or funny NOTE: most people are not actually crying when sending this

2. Used as a response to something extraordinarily sad; something that brings you into a sobbing fit NOTE: most people probably are on the verge of tears in this case

1. Person One: "lol check out this gif I made of Phil and Dan"
Person Two: "what is that omg I'm crying"

2. Person One: "check out this fan comic of the death of half of your OTP lol"
Person Two: "I LITERALLY HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT IM CRYING RN ASDFGHJKL"

by Carvictory95 June 9, 2016

I'm gay

1. What someone says to express their homosexuality.
2. That's what she said when she saw your face.

I'm gay... Why need an example for this?

by JamesxD March 21, 2009

I'm cumming

Usually the last or near the last words in a string just prior to an orgasmic climax.

Oh, yeah, baby, more, faster harder, yeah, oooh, I'm cumming, ahhhhhhhhhhh!

by Richard Black March 23, 2005

I'm fine...

Something you say to someone when you are not, in fact, fine at all, but you don't want to worry them.

Person 1: Are you okay?

Person 2: Yeah, I'm fine...

Person 2 is not fine at all.

by DelAnt May 18, 2009

No I'm Josh

Use this when you are uncomfortable and are unsure how to answer

"Are you high?" "No I'm Josh"

by Golden Toe Henney October 23, 2018

I'm Fine

I'm not okay. Text me. I'm possibly really pissed at you.

Boy: How are you?
Girl: I'm fine... :(
Boy: I'll be at your house in 10 minutes!

by Somebody.that.you.used.to.know January 19, 2015