Hydro Homo

An aquatic variant of the common homosexual (Gaytrata Gayensis).

My son was being attacked by a hydro homo. Naturally, I helped him.

I'm talking about the hydro homo.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 23, 2024

Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation

Like auto-erotica asphyxiation, except performed in a public restroom, by plunging your head into the toilet whilst vigorously master bating ones self.

A man was found almost drowned in the Wafflehouse men's room, covered in toilet water and semen. A victim od his own Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation.

by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025

hydro jetting

Pissing in someone's ass during or after anal sex.

Hey Bob, you want to try hydro jetting?

by Daybit May 18, 2024

skitz hydro

Some real fucken strong buds that people put chemicals n shit on that gets you fucked up quick

"Oi Donnie this isn't that skitz hydro is it?"

by BiggLez July 25, 2024

hydro-flasking

the process of covering something in an obnoxious array of stickers

After I put the tape over my webcam, I got carried away and started hydro-flasking my entire laptop.

by FresnoNightcrawler March 14, 2019

Hydro Flask

A type a water bottle vsco girls use. If you disrespect them they will hit the hell outta of you. DON'T DO IT

SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY HYDRO FLASK *throws hydro flask TAKE THAT! SaVe ThE tUrTlEs sksksk and i oop

by VscoGirlMeanings October 5, 2019

Hydro-Leafed

When you slide on a wet leaf outside during the rain in flip flops....

Just slid on a leaf outside in the rainy backyard..I think I hydro-leafed at least 10 feet....I looked like a crazy version of Dorothy Hamill in ice capades....

by Deb N January 3, 2011