Hummer guy

The Owner of Aurora Resupply of cocaine

Don't you know Hummer guy is the Owner of Aurora Resupply?

by Softyi April 29, 2021

hammersmith academy

the worst school to ever be in

"what was ur biggest mistake?"

"Applying to hammersmith academy"

"what skl do u go to?"
"hammersmith academy"
"im so sorry"

by jiafeiisqueen June 8, 2022

Rats hammers

This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.

e.g instead of "oh my god!"

"Chris just won £10000"
" Rats hammers! how he do it?"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

Taos hummer

When you receive a mysterious blowjob with no discernible source, which cannot be explained by science.

Dude, I think got a blowjob last night but my girlfriend wasn't even around." "Man, you just got a Taos hummer.

by McGravin March 3, 2011

Hand Hummer

Another name for an old fashioned handjob.

Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.

by Smash D January 18, 2017

Electric hummer

You get aluminum foil, take a size appropriate sheet, wrap it snugly around your penis. Let your partner take it on their mouth and human as loud as they can! The vibration from the hum in turn vibrates the entire sheet of foil, eliciting the feeling of electricity running over your penis. Electric Hummer.

Lets get the foil baby, you can give me an electric hummer tonight.

by SortItOutKaren December 17, 2018

dumber than a bag of hammers

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

by rammymolnar May 14, 2020