deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

by Char H January 11, 2006

Moose Hoof

The next level of camel toe. That is to say, that the camel toe is popping out so far, that it is no longer in the same league as ordinary camel toe.

"Dude, did you just see that chick's camel toe?"
"....That was like....Moose Hoof, or somethin..."

by GarrisonBowers June 27, 2005

hoof hugger

Another term for a foot job, appropriate when the giver's feet are a little hairy or the act is animal-like or extremely vigorous.

She gave me a hoof hugger so hard, I had to wrap my cock in gauze afterward. There was so much friction, I thought we were going to start a fire!

by Something Bigger June 3, 2009

hoofa

An announcement of celebration. Usually used as a sentance of it's own(being the only word in the sentance)

Hoofa!

by The creator of hoofa(Pats face) June 28, 2003

Hoofed

When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.

... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"

by Loifer December 27, 2007

Hoofer snoofer

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017

hoofle

A portmanteau of 'hoof' and 'muffle', whereby one hoofs drugs in a bathroom using the flush to muffle the sound.

"Pass me the gear Pablo. I'm off to the toilets for a sneaky hoofle."

by BaronVonChickenPants July 11, 2018