When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.
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The Canadian version of Dunkin’ Donuts but way better. They have coffee iced drinks bagels donuts breakfast and lunch and so much more they’re open 24 seven and they are the best Canadian cafe. Often shorten to Tim’s or Timmies
by CodeBlueCodeBlue August 13, 2020
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Their motto:
Always fresh.
We know better....
Their motto:
Always fresh.
We know better....
Scenario 1:
Randomer: Dude!! wanna hit timmy h's?!
Normal Human Being: FUCK NO!! I love my life. I am too young to die.
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Scenario 2:
Fucktard: mmm Tim Hortons is the best!
-The next day Fucktard has to skip school due to a severe case of explosive diarrhea-
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Scenario 3:
Customer: EXCUSE ME!! can I get my order now?! I've being studying the wall paper for the past five minutes. I have memorized the pattern.
Employee: Justa minute justa minute!
Customer: You've been saying that for the past half hour!!
-walks away angrily-
Randomer: Dude!! wanna hit timmy h's?!
Normal Human Being: FUCK NO!! I love my life. I am too young to die.
_________________________________________________
Scenario 2:
Fucktard: mmm Tim Hortons is the best!
-The next day Fucktard has to skip school due to a severe case of explosive diarrhea-
_________________________________________________
Scenario 3:
Customer: EXCUSE ME!! can I get my order now?! I've being studying the wall paper for the past five minutes. I have memorized the pattern.
Employee: Justa minute justa minute!
Customer: You've been saying that for the past half hour!!
-walks away angrily-
by whothefuckistom October 29, 2009
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-full of trucks and rednecks
-drinking isn't a hobby or pass time, its a lifestyle
-a dip is something in your lip and not a bump in the road
-the high school parking lot is all jacked up truck and rusty fords
-half of the trucks were bought with daddies money
-the only things to do are hunt, fish and drive through the mud
-full of trucks and rednecks
-drinking isn't a hobby or pass time, its a lifestyle
-a dip is something in your lip and not a bump in the road
-the high school parking lot is all jacked up truck and rusty fords
-half of the trucks were bought with daddies money
-the only things to do are hunt, fish and drive through the mud
by trucksnmud2018 March 9, 2018
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Your average social media star who is charming and funny. He started on younow but has the most following on musically with over 900k. He often visits kings island during the summer. Be cautious though if he asks you to hang out with him because he will be all nice while your there but ignore you and call you a fan when he knows he might never see you again. Nick is a nice kid to parents but be careful when you thing you are becoming friends.
by Not.him May 23, 2018
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