im just a hole

when someone is so attractive, you belittle yourself to be just a fleshlight for them to fuck.

Girl 1 : Oh my god, hes so hot.
Girl 2 : IM JUST A HOLE, SIR.

by OOPKID August 25, 2018

3 Hole Wonder

A woman that is great at giving head, loves it up the ass and enjoys to have their pussy pounded over and over and over again.

Jodi is such a slut-skank, her nick name is '3 Hole Wonder'.

by pseudonym2013 May 23, 2013

jurm hole

a total pouser with no self respect who has to sleep with underage girls to make himself feel like a real man! what you call your boyfriend after he cheats on you. also the lead singer of a knoxville punk band.

wow, what a total jurm hole! one of these days they'll catch him

by um............no June 29, 2008

second hole bliss

when partaking in anal sex (partically gay sex), the penis reaches through the inner rectum, known as the second hole. when this occurs, the bottom feels hightened pleasure.

that dick was so big, it hit so deep. got me feeling that second hole bliss.

by akrsyne June 1, 2022

Booty Hole

A hole in the booty where the poop comes out

"Ms. Frizzle, what's that?"

"Gurl, dats a booty hole."

by danooct1 February 1, 2016

Police hole

the holes in highway medians or by the side of the road where police hide so they can catch you for speeding

also very good and illegal places to make u-turns on the highway

Person 1: All right, take this next exit and we'll get back on the highway going south.
Person 2: Or, I could just look for a police hole!

Person 1: Slow down, the speed limit's only 45 here.
Person 2: There aren't any police...Oh, shoot, there's one in that police hole...

by ladyrainicorn June 29, 2010

net hole

The place you go when you have been surfing the internet mindlessly for too long and lose track of time or what you are doing.

Similar to being in a k hole, can be hard to come out of but can usually be resolved by pursuing normal activities such as socialising at the pub (also known as "having a life").

"man, I was net hole'in so hard the other night till you guys came over cracked open the beers"

by lkewis December 12, 2007