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Hoes and Crackers

What you say when you cant swear or cuss but really want to. Like "mother fucker" but cleaner for grandmas soul.
Faith *Dies in video game*
OH "hoes and crackers"

Child *Stubbs toe*
HoEs and CraCkERz
by Spacethefinalcountdown April 18, 2019
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Hoes mad

Sum that most hoes be 💁🏼 ♀️ when females/ males get pressed or mad over dumb shit
Tamika: oh this hoe wig stank
Brebre: who bitch

Tamika: tuhh oh u pressed I'm being honest

Brebre: ok but u can stfu I'll take ya mans

Tamika : hoes madddddd cuz they weave stank and it's crunchy
by Icalledsnatchieshoee October 13, 2019
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Hoesmas

1) The kingdom in Northern part of gondor
2)The famous food in northern gondor
3)A universal festival celebrated by all people around the world, hoesmas >christmas
4)It is a feeling that can't be expressed in words
5)It is a sarcastic word
Hoesmas! I never thought I will win!
Hoesmas! U r crazy!
Hoesmas! Thats not nice.
by POET_2004 January 10, 2020
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hoesfortimmy

The coolest people out there obsessed with Timothée chalamet
Hoesfortimmy are so much better than you because they are so cool it hurts
by meheartevanpeters June 4, 2021
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Day Hoes

Self absorbed poolside cabana sluts that take IG selfies of their assets in bikini's / thongs, while drinking white claws and hunting for rich flexing bros.

Their species range are heavily found in the Summer at all poolside DJ events in Las Vegas and Scottsdale.
Day Hoes can always be found partying at all major summer seasonal events such as Memorial weekend, 4th of July, and Labor Day.
by JohnTesimo July 27, 2019
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These hoes ain't loyal

A term used (often by rappers) referencing how promiscuous or "easy" girls never stay loyal to one man. They often swap one guy for another, viewing the new guy as superior in some way (bigger d, more money, better body, etc). Eventually this man too gets replaced for another (she seeks endless variety), rinse and repeat. It's a never ending cycle - until she either settles down and gets married to a provider (less likely) or grows into a bitter old lonely woman (more likely).
Friend 1: "I was banging this tinder date for a few weeks and then she just straight up ghosted me bro. I don't know what I even did wrong - we got along pretty well and the sex was great."
Friend 2: "There is only one type of girl on tinder bro. She obviously matched with a new stud and you've been replaced. Many such cases. Gotta remember: these hoes ain't loyal."
by badlookingwinner November 21, 2021
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fuck them hoes

Fuck them Hoes is a term that has been used by men for generations. First used by Native Americans when the pilgrims tried to take their land.
Indians: What do u guys want
White People: We finna take thy land right now!
Indians: Alr we finna kick y’alls ass righ quick then go and kill some Spanish people.
Then the pilgrims got ducking eaten
Indian Chief: Fuck them hoes
by Th3Pr0f1t February 27, 2021
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