A very tiny town 5 minutes from the Mexican border, where everyone knows everyone. Where my teacher was also my mom's teacher if not my teacher's mom was my mom's teacher. A town where going to the park is still fun and watching little league baseball games is exciting. A town with extremely nice people hide from the rest of the horrible world. A place where walking across town only takes 15 minutes. A place where a "get together" turns in to a HUGE party (becaues the entire high school population is only 589!)
by jojoEE August 10, 2008
Get the [Holtville] mug.The baddest team in the 05 National League proved once and for all that it doesn't matter what you did or didn't do in the early season or in 44 seasons past. The fair weather fans who dis the Astros year after year - because they "know" the team will choke - are 10x bigger losers than this club ever was. Houston, we have a pennant!
The Houston Astros are the 2005 National League champions. Good luck in Chicago, y'all. Knock their Sox off!
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My woman is always bragging that she enjoys spicy foods, but she couldn't handle the Hot Lips Houlahan.
by Maxx Casey October 4, 2006
Get the Hot Lips Houlahan mug.1. LEGENDARY DIVA who has thankfully ditched her ugly ass, broke, woman beating husband, Bobby "Eternal Crackhead" Brown.
2. She was the MOST SUCCESSFUL FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME up until 1999, which was when her personal troubles began to overshadow and subsiquently negatively affect her unmatched success. She has since ditched her stupid ass ex husband/enabler and is finally turning her life around for the better. She is recovering her Legendary voice, is sounding better and working on a Comeback Album with Music Industry Legend Clive Davis.
3. Known as the "Greatest Singer of All Time", "The Greatest Voice of All Time" & "The Voice"
4. Living proof that there is a God.
2. She was the MOST SUCCESSFUL FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME up until 1999, which was when her personal troubles began to overshadow and subsiquently negatively affect her unmatched success. She has since ditched her stupid ass ex husband/enabler and is finally turning her life around for the better. She is recovering her Legendary voice, is sounding better and working on a Comeback Album with Music Industry Legend Clive Davis.
3. Known as the "Greatest Singer of All Time", "The Greatest Voice of All Time" & "The Voice"
4. Living proof that there is a God.
Guy: Wow, Whitney Houston was such a doll in the 80's and 90's. What Bobby Brown did to her is a disgrace.
Friend: Yea it is. Thank God she left him.
Guy: I know, I would've kicked his ass if I ever met him
Friend: Yea it is. Thank God she left him.
Guy: I know, I would've kicked his ass if I ever met him
by Jason001 December 31, 2007
Get the Whitney Houston mug.1) Noun: A woman who was once one of the greatest singers, with one of the best voices of all time. Wife to an abusive bastard, who she doesn't have the sense to leave and doesn't seem to want to get back on her feet. She had the entire world at her fingertips and threw it all away for drugs and a pathetic excuse of a husband who has to hit & verbally abuse women to make himself feel like a "man."
2) Verb: the act of throwing everything away when one once had it all.
2) Verb: the act of throwing everything away when one once had it all.
Example:
That girl had looks, brains (once) and a voice that would make the angels jealous - then she just threw it all away for coke - she pulled a complete Whitney Houston.
That girl had looks, brains (once) and a voice that would make the angels jealous - then she just threw it all away for coke - she pulled a complete Whitney Houston.
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