by A???? April 28, 2006
Get the Hooper mug.1. A slang description of the act of someone being ass fucked by someone with a big dick which leaves their asshole gaping. Typically used to metaphorically describe a situation where you've experienced hardship and are unable to do anything about it.
2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.
2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.
1. Guy one - "Hey man, did you see how I got lag-slashed in dark souls?"
Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!"
2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."
Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!"
2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."
by Jo the Jo December 27, 2017
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two diabolical miscreants who derive extreme pleasure through song and dance. Often causing minor riots from sugar obsessed ten year olds. HYPERACTIVE HELIUM SUCKING CARTOON COMEDY DUO!
by Sparrowhauk June 30, 2010
Get the Hoops and YoYo mug.n. A phenomenon that occurs when a person (usually a female) wears jeans or pants that are much too long with heels and the pant covers the heel completely, stretching at the bottom to create the appearance of a hoof. Frequently sported by celebrities such as Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Lopez.
by El W May 8, 2009
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1. (singular form) A makeshift "hoop", formed by a woman's cleavage
2. (plural form) A womanizing game in which the objective is to toss small objects {i.e. - bits of paper, erasers, etc.} at a woman's chest and land it in her cleavage and/or down her shirt
3. (plural form) A slang term used to refer to a particularly large bust on a woman
1. (singular form) A makeshift "hoop", formed by a woman's cleavage
2. (plural form) A womanizing game in which the objective is to toss small objects {i.e. - bits of paper, erasers, etc.} at a woman's chest and land it in her cleavage and/or down her shirt
3. (plural form) A slang term used to refer to a particularly large bust on a woman
EXAMPLES:
1. "Daaamn girl, that push-up bra gives you one helluva ghetto hoop!"
2. "Gabby, check out how low cut Marisa's top is! Let's play us a game of ghetto hoops."
3. "Marisa's got some nice ghetto hoops."
1. "Daaamn girl, that push-up bra gives you one helluva ghetto hoop!"
2. "Gabby, check out how low cut Marisa's top is! Let's play us a game of ghetto hoops."
3. "Marisa's got some nice ghetto hoops."
by bettie_monroe March 20, 2009
Get the Ghetto Hoops mug.Absurdly, ridiculously, dangerously huge hoop earrings. Huge-ass hoop earrings, at least 4 inches in diameter; down to the shoulder or beyond, is even better. May be thin and simple, may be CZ-encrusted and gaudy. Think Snooki, think Rihanna. See also, hoop earring theory, though data is largely anecdotal.
by wheremygerundsat January 20, 2014
Get the Ho-hoops mug.The concept that every man will go through that happens when he is preparing to go on a date, and also on the date, thinking he's going to get lucky later in the evening but of course it never happens.
Man thinks to himself, "Im having dick hopes again... I bought her a nice dinner, bought a shitty movie i don't like but she does, and im sweet talking her all night. I'm gonna get some later!"- Doesn't get any action the entire night.
by Dr. Don February 10, 2014
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