Homework

Homework how to explain umm it's THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD the reason why elementary kids like fridays is because there's no homework(only the nerds like homework) we have like freaking 6 hours of school doing work like 3 or 4 times a day and we have to do work at home because we just spent all that time at school working Than we have more work at home wow I wish home work never existed

Me:I freaking hate homework

Nerd:I love homework

Me:Omg of course you do your a nerd

Nerd:We can't be friends no more

ME:WELL NEWSFLASH WE WAS NEVER FRIENDS

by Kgator April 14, 2017

Homework

Teachers way to kick the shit out of you when they cant do it literally. "Here, ill give you 5 hours of homework even though you already worked your ass off for 7 hours".

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang tonight finally?
Person 2: No, i cant i have FUCKING HOMEWORK

by yea im not doing this shit January 7, 2011

Homework

Something I, and by extension, many people around the world with better shit to do (like get shitfaced, watch TV, or masturbate) than crap given to them by someone else to take up their own free time don't ever do.

Homework: Pg. 359, Questions 2-51 in COMPLETE SENTENCES and TYPED (just 'cause my rag's hitting me today).

by Baelrog January 27, 2009

Homework

What I should be doing right now.

Shit! Its due today?

Let me see your homework.

by thebeasty September 21, 2010

Homework

Unnecessary paperwork that teachers give out to try and estimate a student's intelligence

Teacher: "Class, take out your homework from last night on molecules"

Class: "We had homework?" *dumbfounded looks*

by tiffyjoan January 24, 2011

Homework

Good kindling and fire starter. Useless otherwise because it just recaps what everyone already knows besides the fucktards in the back row of the classroom.

"Hey Jimmy, don't forget to do your homework." says the teacher,
"Don't worry, I'll stuff it inside a molotove cocktail and throw it at the school." says jimmy

by Ethan Wolf September 11, 2011

Homework

This horrible thing that emerged from the pits of Satan that is only created to make sure that you feel like you're in school 24/7 because your teachers hate you. You spend all day in school and come home to do homework. You only get a break for dinner because mommy made chicken and chicken is yummy and you go to bed at midnight even though you're really tired. Homework is for people with futures. Not people who spend their time looking up "homework" on UrbanDictionary. Go bake some cookies and watch America's Next Top Model cause you deserve it honey.

She spent all night on her homework.

The only class that didn't give her homework was the Art of Twerking.

by SheTwerksAllDay October 16, 2013