heterosexual men

a mistake; not normal; too common; avoid at all costs; disgusting

girl 1: look at those heterosexual men
girl 2: eww

by manhater111111111 October 12, 2022

Heterosexual

Two people in a friendly relationship that does not include sex... at all. Although it may include: nose-bopping, affectionate name calling, flirting, lifting the other. excessive hugging

Jessie Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield are heterosexual

by ThePinataNetwork February 21, 2011

Heterosexuality

is the act of liking pussy if ur a man or the acot of liking penis if ur a woman

heterosexuality is on the decline thx to faggot homos

by u stupid racist cunts December 20, 2021

Heterosexual

When you're only attracted to people of the opposite sex, and in some cases, opposite gender.

Alisia is Heterosexual, she's only attracted to people who identify as male!

Kristoph is heterosexual, he is only attracted to people with female body parts

by BennyTheGay November 3, 2016

Heterosexual

Disgusting

Gay women: I'm so happy I dont like guys

Hetero man: I can turn to heterosexual 🤤(🤢)
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Do not do this disgusting

by Thank god I'm wlw 😃 September 23, 2020

Gay Heterosexual

A wimpy, straight man with a minuscule dick. They enjoy snacking on soy products, and their vegan moms fed them soy milk instead of breast feeding. They tend to have very low testosterone levels, and they lack protein due to their almost guaranteed veganistic behavior. These soy boys' favorite activity is virtue signaling, which they do by showing up at Gay Pride parades, and molesting the actual gay people. Due to their feminine ways, these "men" are never partnered with decent females. Instead, they like extreme feminist women who don't expect any manly behavior. Due to this defying nature and biology, these relationships never last. Gay Heterosexuals tend to populate the large American cities, including New York, Miami, Los Angeles, and especially San Fransisco, where these hoards are plentiful. During intercourse with these wimps, a woman may require that a "toy" is used, since the man's penis is usually not long enough to penetrate the vagina. It's unusual that sperm can be produced by Gay Heterosexuals, due to the high estrogen/low testosterone levels, so population decrease has been present in recent years. It is believed that in the near future, they may be extinct.
Diet: carrots, almonds, soy milk, bran flakes, and bamboo
Age: 18-30
Gender: well gender could mean many things
IQ: 20-40
Dick Length: 0.1-1inch in erect form
Hobby: screaming and crying about changing the word

That Gay Heterosexual didn't even grunt once when I slept with him.
Gay heterosexuals have been banished from most parts of Texas.

by Naggot Figger August 22, 2019

Heterosexuals

People who like someone of the opposite gender. I do not believe they exist. They are a m y t h told to scare us gays into the closet.

Oh gods, heterosexuals have flirted with me. Little do they know, I am a disaster lesbian.

by Disaster Gay Witch May 18, 2020