Hobbit Day 

The practice of suspending a diet for a day to indulge in overeating. This phrase is inspired by J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit in which it states that the eponymous creatures eat seven meals a day; first breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, tea, dinner, and supper.

I've been a good boy all week, but Saturday is my Hobbit Day so stand back and keep your fingers and toes well clear of my mouth when that drops.

I haven't eaten a carb in weeks, but I'm going to get my Hobbit on come Saturday.

Hobbit Day by brob77 February 19, 2012

hobbit gay 

Short hairy gays. Like an otter but minuet.

You going for that hobbit gay?

hobbit gay by Candy(--) May 4, 2016

Hobbit Rock 

A term I coined to define the extremely cheesy sub-genre of Heavy Metal known as Power Metal. It consists of corny lyrics that are preoccupied with meaningless crap like swords, elves, dragons, castles and anything else that one can find in a Dungeons and Dragons marathon. I do not call it Hobbit Rock out of contempt for Tolkein, which I love. I call it that because it has a nice ring to it and it is very fitting.

Me: Man, I heard this Hobbit Rock song by Rhapsody called The Emerald Sword. I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

Hobbit Rock by The Great Vafl'a September 11, 2007

hobbit hole 

see butthole. Merry likes to lick Pippins hobbit hole.

Oy! Merry, lick me hobbit hole!

hobbit hole by Mr. Cynic July 31, 2005

hobbit feet

feet that are unusually large, hairy with defined yet long and curvy nails , also see zuhair

whoa look at zuhairs hobbit feet

hobbit feet by zoo bear 88009 October 17, 2009

Hobbit Dinner 

Eating Breakfast for dinner, or a dinner comprised of simple basic foods. i.e. potatoes, bread, eggs, fried chicken, vegetables, bacon.

Tonight I had a Hobbit dinner, wish it was more complex.

Hobbit Dinner by J.style December 10, 2009

hobbit triva bitch 

A nerd whose head is filled with useless knowlegde about the Lord of The Rings-Books especially details about the hobbit characters.

First known use was in the South Park episode S17E10 "The hobbit".

Kanye West: Kim does not turn blue when goblins are around, so she is no hobbit.
Pope Francis: The hobbit doesn't turn blue around goblins, just his sword does.
Kanye West: Man, get the fuck out of here, you hobbit triva bitch!

hobbit triva bitch by mastermo316 July 30, 2018