Highway Dump

The act of taking a shit on the side of the highway when there is no bathroom availible.

Gary had a serious case of turtle head poking while traveling down I-696 near Detroit. With no shitters in sight, he pulled over and took a Highway Dump in front of his car. He used his pants and underwear to wipe his ass, and was on his way.

by Floss 69 July 16, 2008

Highway Patrol

A hearty breakfast of eggs, scrambled with ground beef and other ingredients.

I'm about to have a job interview so I want Highway Patrol.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

highway honey

when one recieves ejaculation into the mouth on the highway with no seatbelt on

im ready for my daily dose of highway honey

by CockGOBLIN795 May 30, 2019

highway nigger

A black man who is shooting people, usually referred to negros shooting people on the highway.

Damn that highway nigger is holding up traffic!

by Olioliolie May 7, 2007

Highway Commando

To cross more than one lane of traffic in a single lane change maneuver. Exponential bonus points are given for each lane crossed after the second. Peeling out grants a multiplier. Each car within the danger zone around the driver who is Highway Commando'ing is considered a casualty.

Truck too large? We need the wide lane? Commence Highway Commando.

by Scott Icarus November 6, 2011

Highway Camera

A camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.

When I got into an accident, my highway camera saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.

by Eye on the Highway July 1, 2012

highway noggin

Performing oral sex on the person who is driving

As Jack was driving, Jill reached over and unzipped his pants to uncovered his manhood and to give him highway noggin.

by juicy nancy March 5, 2015