Headache Money

Money paid to the nanny for sexual favours when the wife complains of a headache.

Employer: "and that will be your weekly salary."
Nanny: "Does that include headache money?"

by Eric_to_the_F March 26, 2008

tired headache

When you stay out late the night before you have to wake up early to go to work. Half way through your work day you get a headache due to lack of sleep. You're also worthless at work because are just too tired to focus.

Example:
Co-worker1: Hey, what's up with Lorie today?
Co-worker2: She looks like she has another one of those, "tired headaches".

by Latina_LC July 21, 2009

healthcheck

The #1 fix for all computer related problems, no matter what they are.

Jim: "hey Steve, my PC has just bluescreened and smoke is coming out of the back"

Steve: "have you done a healthcheck Jim?"

by Jimbobner January 29, 2010

headacher

get more of a headache

You don't want her to get headacher.

by Ass Trash October 26, 2014

ascension headache

the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate

"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"

"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"

by mandalyn von seldeneck March 8, 2012

tumblr headache

the inevitable headache you get from sitting on tumblr for 8 hours straight.

Me: Aw man i has a really bad tumblr headache.
You: You really need to get a life and not sitting on tumblr all day.
Me: Yeah I know

by K. Jagger June 25, 2012

recoil headache

The type of headache that occurs when a woman, young child or girlyman shoots a weapon too big for their frail bodies.

Usually associated with turkey hunters under the age of 30.

Example: "After shooting Grandpa's 12 gauge I had a bad recoil headache."

by Reconman February 10, 2015