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Humphrey Bogart

When you either knock someone unconscious, or kill them, then take a dump in their mouth so it looks like they're smoking a cigar.
There will be a Humphrey Bogart in the near future for you, young lady.
by TheAngryInch April 20, 2010
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Humphreyism

1. When you want other people to take care of you but you are fine.

2. People talk to you but you act like you dont hear them.

3. You ask people for things you have already and most times you have more than one.

4. Your family work all day and night preparing food for you and you complain that it is not good. Also asks why you didn't cook it his way.

5. You eat the whole plate of food and when someone asks you how was it you say it was ok or could of been better.

6. You put salt on your potatoe chips and everything else that you put in your mouth.

7. Usually drive trucks i.e. Dump trucks or pickups or Ford Expeditions.

8. Only calls someone when he needs something.

9. If you ask a Humphrey a question if he doesn't know he mumbles the answer back to so you can't understand.

10. If you need help he is no where to be found
Humphreyism is alive and well.

That is Humphreyism at its core basic level.

Oh boy that is a Humphrey for you.

Stop being a Humphrey that is not nice.
by BurnBaby June 11, 2006
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Humphrey

Humphrey is used to describe any unusual birth mark or freckle on sum1's face. It cant be sum1 with lots of freckles. Its just ONE freckle or birth mark on the face that catches ur attention and is really ugly. There is also a trisex humphrey which is wen sum1 has 3 humphreys that make a triangle on the side of their face.
Wow that humphrey on SB's face is mad anoying. I just want to chop that shit off.
by bobby apple November 30, 2005
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haumihi

Is a girls name for a very weird tiktoker they always love hugs and are great sex partners
Wow haumihi is fit
by Y try m8 January 31, 2021
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Mkenzie Humphrey

Often associated as being a monkey who leaves bananas all over the place. Usually goes by the nickname "NiggaCoon"
Hey look at that guy talking to Megan. He's such a mkenzie humphrey
by Unkxwn May 12, 2019
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Dirty Humphrey

When you can't get any pussy because your name is Humphrey.
Daughter: You did me a Dirty Humphrey.
Dad: Sorry.
by TheDictioner April 25, 2020
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humphy

(Scottish) Originally, hump-backed, slouched. Nowadays has come to mean insignificant, menial, stingy.
"That's an awfy humphy wee present tae gie the wean fur hur birthday" = "that's a stingy little present to give the child..."
by Gavin Nicol June 25, 2006
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