handting

gun

corn from the handting i make that bang

by 2smokeyy July 29, 2021

Tool-handling

Adjective. A tool-handling person is someone who knows how to deal with situations better than other people.

-We have to protect Larry, that guy's gonna kill him!
-What do you mean "we"? I love him, but I'm afraid. That's your job, my tool-handling friend.

by Melero's Paw May 13, 2009

God handing

The act of catching another person throw up to in their own hand. This is done to prevent throw up from landing in someone's car or house.

Person 1: Dude Kevin got so fucked up last night I was GOD HANDING him so the uber wouldn't charge him extra
Person 2: WTF bro that's nasty

by JAMESlikesmen April 3, 2021

Hankin'

Masterbating over a picture of someone you hate.
It is widely believed that this technique embues the wanker with superior wrist action.

Also it is believed that this technique increases torque in the elbow

"I had such a viscious hankin' session over a picture of Adolf Hitler earlier I broke my arm."

by Tommy Hanks May 8, 2009

Hanking Out

Hanking out -
When a guy and a girl insiste there only hanging out but are actually coverng up for sex

Bob: hey Lily wanna hang out this weekend?
Lily: Sure
Sarah: oh please, dont bother lieing we all know your Hanking out

by Merlei the great January 23, 2009

Glad Handling

A happy and/or glad ending to a dispute handled by a third party.

President Obamas glad handling of that deal between Sergeant Crowley and Professor Gates was in the nick of time.

by fool on the hills July 24, 2009

hanking

The act of messing up so bad repeatedly that a new word is needed to describe it, often a insult to describe that one friend you have.

Anon1: Damn man! You really just keep hanking u your relationships, don't you?
Anon2: Yeah, that's the third girl this month!

by Shadow_crew March 21, 2016