wheelchair handy

When one finger blasts a female so hard that the female is no longer able or willing to walk correctly, thereby needing a wheelchair.

Holy shit bro, did you see that chick? She can barely walk. Yeah my guy just gave her a wheelchair handy.

by Fefag February 1, 2021

Pity-Handy

A hand job given apathetically and out of pity. During the hand job things are often said such as "are you almost there?" and it's not uncommon to make a phone call, smoke a cigarette, or text a friend during the encounter.

I don't really like that guy, but I'd toss him a pity-handy if he asked.

by WetBottom November 14, 2011

handy hanna

Handy hanna is a girl that gives handjobs in the back of the tesco car park for a small fee

Joshua: I'm really in desperate need for a wank!!
Hanna: well I can give you one in the back of tesco for 50p I'll even show my tits!!! That's why I'm called handy hanna!!

by Handyhanna March 1, 2015

Handy Randy

The art of using a drunken, unconscious friends hand to jack yourself off until completion.

Last night Matt was so drunk and unconcious that I used his hand to give me a Handy Randy; I came on his face for added effect.

by BertMcMatterton November 26, 2010

[Mein] [Handy]

It is German for "my phone/mobile/cellphone", and is use infamously by Stephen Fry in an episode of QI, whereby he groped himself while stating "MEIN HANDY!" in a Germanic accent.

"MEIN HANDY!"
"Ver ist mein Handy?"
"Oh, mein Handy"

by Em Ken January 11, 2009

Handy Mandy

The act of ones mate giving them a hand job, but right before ejaculation, turns it right back at the ejaculator

Man it was going great with this chic until she got scared and pulled a handy Mandy!

by The smarbist April 7, 2012

dry handy

A handjob, without lube.

Friend: How'd it go last night?
Reply: Man, all I got was a dry handy.

by Matt_28 October 26, 2006