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haddock's handbag

a woman in a high state of sexual excitement
Of course, by closing time she was up for it.. She was "wetter than a haddock's handbag"
by kwikki October 7, 2008
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handball

The sublime art of inserting a hand into the anus, gradually becoming more popular thank god :-) also known as fisting. Involves slowly penetrating the anus using lots of lubricant until the wrist has passed the sphincter, at this point the hand will form a fist or ball inside the rectum, more advanced players proceed into the anal passage and can insert the arm even beyond the elbow in some cases, but this requires years of practice and great trust in the top. Unfortunately much doping is practiced in this sport.
We are having a handball session tonight want to give us a hand?
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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Handball

A sport in which players use their hands to hit a small rubber ball against a wall so that it bounces off in such a way that their opponent cannot return it. There are three versions of handball (four-wall, three-wall and one-wall) that can each be played by either two players(singles), three players(cut-throat) or four players(doubles).
The first recorded game of striking a ball with a hand against a wall was in Scotland in 1427, when it was recorded that King James I ordered a cellar window in his palace courtyard blocked up, as it was interfering with his game. In Ireland, the earliest written record of a similar ball game is contained in the town statutes of Galway of 1527, which forbade the playing of ball games against the walls of the town. The first depiction of an Irish form of handball does not appear till 1785. The sport of handball in Ireland was eventually standardized as Gaelic handball.
Playing Handball burns 900 calories a hour.
by Jphandball December 13, 2014
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Handball

A team sport popular in Europe especialy in Norway and Sweden.
Person 1: What sport do you play?
Person 2: I play handball.
by Meaningofmeaning May 13, 2019
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Siamese Handbag

The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.
Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!

Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.

Doug:....sweet
by Goat Lad June 26, 2010
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Texas Handbag

A method by which one carries Alpine skis at one's side similar to the way a hand bag is held by use of apposing ski pole straps to create a handle from which skis are hung. Appropriate coordinating texas handbag accessories include natural fur clothing, cowboy boots, wet denim, large hair, confused facial expressions.
Stacy Marron always sports a Texas Handbag between her truck and the chairlift.
by JakeStur April 8, 2011
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Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)
bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"
by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016
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