Heart Attack Handjob

Administering a handjob during a rollercoaster ride. The combined adrenaline from the coaster ride as well as the handjob itself can bring about a severely fast pace in heartbeat, potentially leading to a heart attack among older men and weak boys, and maybe even the squat woman performing them.

My chest is killing me after she jerked me off on The Demon, I thought my heart was going to explode during the heart attack handjob.

Roberts not talking to me anymore since Mary gave me the heart attack handjob and i sprayed him in the face.

by Ashley the Amazing August 16, 2007

Dead mans handjob

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation

Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.

by Dannybear&Clineq June 6, 2012

Verbal Handjob

To give a person so much verbal praise that they feel as though they will orgasm.

Thanks for the verbal handjob boss, but I would rather have a raise.

by Ribbles November 4, 2008

Kansas Handjob

When the driver of a vehicle gives the passenger a handjob during a long road trip.

Guy: She jerked me off while she drove during our road trip and I busted a huge nut all over her hand!
Guy 2: Dude Kansas handjobs are the best!

by Dookieshoes August 23, 2016

political handjob

A reference to some of the more negative aspects of quid pro quo politics.

As part of the whole Ukrainian deal, we may get a stray political handjob here and there - but I intend to get my goddamn Biden investigation out of this ugly mess!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Polish handjob

The act of receiving a handjob from someone who is quite inexperienced and moves the penis on multiple axes.

Last night was terrible, Paulina gave me a polish handjob.

by Mangystache November 2, 2015

Indifferent Handjob

(adv + v) Manual stimulation performed by a person who is either bored or indifferent to the receiver's pleasure and presence. May be a result of "multi-tasking", done to satte someone's repeated requests (pleading) for some form of sexual gratification and release.

A prime example would be what what husbands get after many years of marriage.

"My beeyatch was on the rag and watching The Hills and all I could get was an indifferent handjob."

by Goen Son March 17, 2010