Cole Hancock

People- can we please grow up by now? I think this Urban Dictionary thing is going too far. At first it was a cat fight, now every one in school is getting hit with this. Why can't everyone just back off of peoples biz. And when you hear something about someone, keep it to yourself, you don't look any cooler when you are gossiping.

I think it is dumb that another thing has to be written on here because so many more people have been put on here.

by A person who is sick of this February 20, 2005

Hancock

A plumber who is good at working with people. Typically involved in projects within the downtown area, Hancock is usually the guy to see when it comes to drugs or pipes.

Nicole: "Hey Hancock, let's get that pipe fixed!"

Hancock: "Hell yeah, I can't wait to finish this Aqua project."

by picollo February 11, 2009

john hancock

when you pull out during anal sex and sign your name on their back with your poopy dick.

Don: You feel so good inside my ass....lets do this tomorrow...actually, lets get tatoos together.
Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.
Don: What is that?
Steve: Its when I sign your back.
Don: With what?
Steve: My dick.
Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.

by pbrgirl September 28, 2005

Hancock Entrance

1) An entrance or appearance that usually results in the damage or destruction of nearby scenery.

2) An intrusion on a conversation that completely kills it and creates an atmosphere of awkwardness.

Comes from the movie Hancock, where the main character, a superhero, made most of his entrances in the first half of the movie by slamming down on the ground from a high altitude, damaging the pavement and nearby property.

By accidentally driving her car into the convenience store, the old lady did a textbook Hancock Entrance

A Hancock Entrance in conversation
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the baseball game yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah! It was total bullshit. The shortstop missed the ball to make the last out!

Guy 1: I saw that. The thing went right between his legs

Guy 3: Your mom's thing went right between his legs!

by uninspired username August 24, 2008

Hancock

Describes a person with specialist skills, these often include such as:
-impressions, these can vary from accents to animal noises
-Being able to create extremely loud sounds such as clapping (a result from having extremely large hands, sometimes paired with large feet)

A 'Hancock' may be partial to a bevy of two but don’t expect to know if they make it to three as they do tend to wander, possibly with a member of the opposite (or it has been reported, same) sex

*out on the 'town'

Where has Jeremiah gone? I can’t appear to see them anywhere...!?! Have they left?

Mate... they've pulled a Hancock ;)

by *Jewhavebeenhad* June 9, 2011

Hannoch

A big boy slightly dense that like to hang around with other big boys. Hate being woken up to clean machine guns.

Ariel: "good morning "
Nir: I'm not fucking hannoch"

Go out with girls don't be a hannoch

by Yakyak12321 August 19, 2022

Hancock

Nothing like the Will Smith movie Hancock

Instead a word for a very irritating horny young man who thinks with his penis.

Likes to assume that all girls are chasing after him, when they are running away from him.

Likes to think he is rather important, you hate to say he isn't.

Ugh I really dislike that boy, all he thinks about is himself.

I know, what a hancock.

Haha get this, that boy just said 'it's okay, i know how you feel and i don't mind a quickie'

Oh dear, hancock!

by Hancock Witness December 15, 2009