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Jack-hammering

Pounding a hoe in the vag or even the spinky, when feeling daring enough. The male thrusts at a speed that is resembling of a jack hammer. This may cause small fissures and sometimes even full cracks in the applicable genitalia/shit-partition.
Tyrant: Dude I went trout fishing last night, caught a few. Hbu?

Big Easy: Dawg I went jack-hammering with my wife. Pounded her spinky so hard I created a crack in her ass.... now she has two asscracks.
by Stoney69 July 5, 2019
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Hastings, Minnesota

Southeast of the twin cities, greatest place ever.
We need to move somewhere better.
Where?
Hastings, Minnesota.
by hastings<3 May 23, 2011
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Hamstering

A sexual practice which involves being locked away for an extended periods of time and being caressed/played with by the master, who is the so called owner of the hamster.
Jeff needed some thrills, so he went and found a good owner for some hamstering over the summer. What a way to spend a holiday!
by TheOneWhoLurks August 2, 2011
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Diane Hastings

To be of pure awesomness and perfection yet slightly insane.
Friend: How was your date last night with Diane?
Brian: Man she totally Diane Hastings that blowjob last night.
by blackdragon9229 April 8, 2011
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Crash Test Hastings

During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.
The best bump Jason ever took was so good, they named it after him..Crash Test Hastings.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
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jack hammering

When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.
Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!
by Mity J October 23, 2006
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Hamstering

Deriving from the animal, it means to have sex from behind.
Eric: Yeah I love hamstering Brindy all night!
by Timmytoaster January 26, 2010
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