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Hampter

Hampter ate my life because he is a antopromorphied 🦧

by Hampter God March 5, 2023

Hamper'ee

When you are a victim of being told to be who you are not, but then you realize being you is what makes YOU GO FAR in life.

Saul Goodman was a Hamper'ee

by Borderjumper23 May 30, 2023

hampterism

A religion that is far more superior than any other. You will worship the all mighty hampter

I believe in hampterism

by Durr durr cave man August 29, 2023

Hampter

A funny hamster

Hamburger hampter

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

hampter go swish

A compilation of Hamlet the Hamster from ACNH wearing Festivale-related merch and dancing in front of a ring light (put Champion as end search term). Even grace by faith people can find it amusing.

Person 1: Have you seen Hampter go swish last night? He’s so cute
Person 2: bro he’s just pretend lmao
Person 3: Who’s cuter? RuPaul or Hampter go swish?
Person 2: h a m p t e r
Persons 1&3: go find a wife and get a life

by KenzoKeys July 18, 2024

Hampter

To violently sexually abuse one’s friend using an elderly man, a banana, the twin towers, the unsuspecting child down the street, and a 1999 Honda Civic SE

“How are you feeling after the hampter?”
“Horrible. I haven’t been able to sit for 13 years.”
“It’s actually been 16 years Josh, your father hampter’d you in 2007-2010.”
“You right.”

by hamptermaster42 October 29, 2025

Hamper Hoe

Someone that sniffs dirty underwear, jocks or other used clothing.

Whenever my boyfriend leaves the house, I am such a hamper hoe.

by 140pointsix November 1, 2025