by Yours trulyyyyyy, June 24, 2019
Get the Hamishmug. 
A sad little man with an attractive mother who is moving to Birmingham to get away from it all and become a ‘better version of himself’
That was so pathetic it was comparable to Hamish
by The 1 who knocks August 18, 2024
Get the Hamishmug. by Doctor Tha Truth September 2, 2022
Get the Hamishmug. somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025
Get the hairy hamish the chunky monkeymug. by Finbar Thompson August 22, 2021
Get the Hamish Walesmug. A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.
I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”
by Downieprincess December 1, 2024
Get the doing a Hamishmug.