hairy haggis

Scots. An adult penis.

"Hoots Jimmy, will ye stop playing wi' yer hairy haggis!" You dinnae impress me"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

Rainbow Haggis

When you eat so much candy that your insides probably look like a rainbow haggis.

"Ugh, I shouldn't have eaten all those skittles; I feel like a rainbow haggis."

by TheAustralianMoose27 March 6, 2020

get Hagited

that feeling my you open your pc and your widows backround is changed to the chosen one the godess hagit

get hagited you fucking casual

get hagited!!!
hahhaha your screen saver is now hagit get hagited

by liran2121 June 3, 2021

Weekend Haggis

Your last resort person to hang out with. The dregs of your social life. If the alternative is staying home for the third Saturday night in a row, you call your weekend haggis.

You: I’m going for a drink with Tom tomorrow night.
Friend: I thought you didn’t like Tom?
You: yeah but he’s my weekend haggis.

by Jrefap June 26, 2021

Devil's haggis

Colostomy bag. Full to bursting. Possibly abandoned in a public space.

Don't kick that son, that's a Devil's haggis. Here, poke it with this stick.

by Cappo Fiddlé January 15, 2013

shaggin the haggis

A term for having sex with sheep.

Ah, that lad Jimmy is out in the field shaggin the haggis again. What a pervert. shaggin the haggis

by anonymous1717 June 24, 2016

higgity piggity

(adj) A southern dialect of foolish; crazy.

kid 1: Hey Granny! I'm going to school naked tomorrow!

Granny: u juztall higgity piggity az eh jum pinjoon bug in July.

by LeQeesha Shithead March 8, 2013