How to suck dick

Well, what u want to do is unzip his pants then pull out his dick you then want to put it in ur mouth and pull in and out in and out in and out (moaning noises)"ugh, ugh, it's so big ugh,UGH, and ugh, jui- UGH -cy UUUUUGH, give it to me ugh just give it" and then u want to start fucking (more moaning)"uuugh, baby fuck me, uuugh, just fuck me real uuuuugh, hard," him: ok "uugh, HARDER, HARDER, HARDER" ugh, ugh, baby fuck me HARDER, UUUUUUGH" "LICK THIS PUSSY BABY LICK IT" "suck my TITS suck 'em UUUUUUGH UUUUGH UUUUGH UUUGH UUUGH UUUUUUUUUUUGH" "yeah baby FUCK me HARD," him: ok "UUUUGH UUGH UUUUGH HARDER HARDER HARDER UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"

Last night I went to the bar and went home with some guy we fucked real hard, I moaned so much!! We also recorded how to suck dick I was demonstrating it. What you do is u unzip his pants pull out his dick and pull in and out in and out in and out

by Infopplneed October 30, 2019

how to orgasm

girls:get in the tub fill it up to where your pussy is out of the water but you are comfortable then turn on the water luke warm and put your pussy under it good luck:)

how to orgasm look up

by luver69 June 19, 2011

how to be scene

To Be come seen you must do the following:
1.Get nice choopy hair.
2.Use lots of pink and blue makeup
3.Wear skin tight pants
4.possibly wear nice bows
5.Wear as much accseries as possible
6.Wear kid t-shirts
7.Take maggnificent photos on myspace
8.The rest you should catch on to

how to be scene-you can find these examples by going on myspace and finding what i have said and remember their pictures are pretty much amazing.

by Arachel August 18, 2006

How to improve Rizz

1. Be 5’11 or taller

2. Pick-up lines: have a good pick up line to get the female(s) interested

This dude has zero Rizz
Rizz means game/ ability to pull hot chicks

How to improve Rizz

by Frostyfam June 27, 2022

HOW To lie

You shouldn’t do it so exit the urban doc and tell the truth but if u need to google it or make eye contact,arms away from ur face,eye contact ,don’t cross arms or fidget.

Mom:*yells up stares * did u do ur homework

Kid: *staying calm and makes eye contact (starts to remember “how to lie “)*

by My nmae si unkown srroy March 11, 2019

How to climb a tree

A video made by Tipsy Duck that involves the death of Kim and the perpetrators, Tim and Jim

You ever watched How to climb a tree?

by Ripedskull360 December 13, 2019

How to drink water

Sometimes used as defining, "how do you do this" or being a stupid idiot actually not knowing how to drink water.
Sometimes even used for defining a person, or you is dumb.

"Uh.. How to drink water? So confusing.."
"LOL, He's like, 'uH hOw tO dRiNk wATeR, HA!"

by adrianatheliteral December 8, 2021