Kyle:damn I thought that pimply girl was hott at first...man was I stupid
Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man
Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man
by Dylowned August 26, 2005
Get the 100m hottiemug. by the truth May 13, 2005
Get the pocket hottiemug. Traits of a guido...
~ Too much hair gel with ultra spikey spikes and a hairband to keep the hairgel from dripping into their eyes.
~ Waxed eyebrows (not usually a big deal, but guidos are males)
~ Chin up, head tilted back stance, obviously this pose is used to try to intimidate non guidos.
~ Likes to brag about money but probably takes back empties for Heiniken money.
~ They think they're a hotti, but they're really a gotti. Hence, hotti gotti.
~ Too much hair gel with ultra spikey spikes and a hairband to keep the hairgel from dripping into their eyes.
~ Waxed eyebrows (not usually a big deal, but guidos are males)
~ Chin up, head tilted back stance, obviously this pose is used to try to intimidate non guidos.
~ Likes to brag about money but probably takes back empties for Heiniken money.
~ They think they're a hotti, but they're really a gotti. Hence, hotti gotti.
by faetastic January 17, 2006
Get the Hotti Gottimug. When browsing friends networks ( like Hi5 or Facebox) and you see a Hot ( Mae or female) and you get hyped because they look hot, then you click on the picture and realize that they aren`t hot at all
I was browsing Hi5 and saw a smoking hot chick, i watched her pictures and realized that she was only a thumbnail hottie
by Froosh January 31, 2007
Get the Thumbnail Hottiemug. Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment
by Fuzzy's Friend July 3, 2009
Get the port-a-hottiemug. An attractive female (usually a customer support representative) showcased with a headset and smiling as if she is happy to help you with your needs. Usually can be found on many corporate websites or on stock photography sites.
Guy #1 "Did you see the new customer service rep in billing?"
Guy #2 "Ya, she is quite a headset hottie."
Headset hottie
Guy #2 "Ya, she is quite a headset hottie."
Headset hottie
by Zlinko May 11, 2009
Get the Headset Hottiemug. someone who is too good-looking for "cutie patootie" although they may be that as well, a guy who is really, really hot
by paul mccartney is sex January 30, 2008
Get the hottie patottiemug.