Honk

The expression of one's desire for penetration of the rectal variety.

Although there are multiple different definitions made by stupid people who have tiny squirrel penis problems, the term, Honk, remains a slang term used to represent homosexual anal sex to this day.

It is also important that it is not to be mistaken to be a derogatory term, as stupid people may think so, it is not.
Me and my gay boyfriend figured we should honk because we are gay like to honk.
by Future Strider June 10, 2015
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Bet the honk over there takes it up the arse
by Bolly February 05, 2019
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Honk

To grab or pinch someone's large rear without them noticing. (This does not mean slap, you idiot. Dick move.)
He honked him at the club with a smile for the pathetic but cute attempt at flirting with him.
by Yuguni Anymea September 19, 2016
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Honk: Coined by the mighty webb, a term to describe the squeezing of a foxy girls ass, whilst simultaniously making a "HONK!" sound.
1. See that girl over there? I'd like to give her a good honk.

or

2. With an ass like that, you're going to get a serious honking.
by Paul, experienced honker November 29, 2005
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bow chicka honk honk

From the web series Red Vs. Blue. The corrupted verion of the phrase "bow chicka wow wow", used by Tucker's half-alien, half-human, child, Junior. A mix of the Blarg-Honk language of the alien and the English of Tucker.
by Why do you need your own name? February 17, 2009
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honk

slang term used to order a shot(s) of Rumple Minze at a bar.

Also used to describe one's state after a night of Rumple...
Bartender, line us up a round of Honks...

HOOONNNKKK (at loud volume in busy bar to order another round)

I've never seen him that honked up before
by honkest January 20, 2011
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surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.
Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.
by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021
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