hobosexual

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), by sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.

" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"

by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017

Hobosexual

A person who is in a relationship for a place to live

Braden: Dean is such a hobosexual
Gabe: i know he only likes my mom because she has a house

by fbiuayvojahfv May 21, 2018

homosexual

A absoultely normal person who happens to love people that are of the same sex. Often riddiculed for their love and called crule terms (fag, dyke, queer, which are offencive unless the person who's saying it is gay)

While many people think it's wrong, my love for Katie is just like any other dispite the fact that we are both females.

by Rei March 18, 2004

midlife homosexual

A previously heterosexual acting person who reaches midlife and finally embraces the fact he or she is truly a homosexual.

After twenty years of living in a socially expected marriage Henry announced that he was in fact a midlife homosexual and divorced his wife to pursue his previously denied nature.

by lllibertine May 30, 2009

your family reunion a homosexual communion

most deadly insult of them all ; worst than ur mum gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, etc. guaranteed to kill your opponent.

Bob : ur mum gay
Jeff : but ur dad lesbian
Bob : stfu fagit, ur grandpap a trap
Jeff : listen here dicktwat your family tree lgbt
Bob : your family reunion a homosexual communion
Jeff : *dies*

by puss puss licker April 12, 2018

Hemosexual

Being madly in love with actress, singer and dancer, Heather Elizabeth Morris, aka, Hemo.

I'm not homosexual, I'm hemosexual!

by Dancelikeheya1 July 8, 2011

closet homosexuals

Someone who isn't yet out about them being a homosexual.

Can't think of an example for closet homosexuals . >.<

by unknown spunk May 10, 2006