Hosser

Hosser is the boys code word for vapes and dab pens

Example: “hey nigga can you pass me my hosser”

by Jared Watson November 6, 2019

Googie Howser, M.D.

A person with no medical background who diagnoses him/herself and others using information found online.

Within five minutes of telling mom I had a minor stomach ache, she assumed her role as Googie Howser, M.D. and diagnosed me with ebola.

by bobo76 October 29, 2018

hoesey

A person (usually a girl) that is extremely annoying.

Hi hoesey you are very annoying today

by Stoneswordnic February 12, 2018

hosser

A pig. Also, a lazy person who can't get things straight.

"Who know what a hosser is? That's a pig. Who don't fly straight. So do you." - Antonio Montana

by Lon F. August 25, 2003

hoser

Canadian insult or term of endearment.
Bob and Doug Mackenzie from SCTV are believed to have coined the phrase.
lts to refer to someone who has done something stupid or has a history of stupidity. Or sometimes used to refer to other Canadians.

example 1-YOU PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE? GOD YOU'RE SUCH A HOSER!

example 2-HAHA I FEEL LIKE SUCH A HOSER SITTIN HERE WATCHIN' REDGREEN SHOW DRINKIN TIM HORTONS IN MY LEAFS JERSEY...

example 3- FLY OFF, YUH HOSER! piss off..fuck off..get lost..you loser/poser/idiot/jackass..

example 4-AW C'MERE YA BIG HOSER AND GIMME A HUG said drunkenly with a keg of molson in hand

by kater January 5, 2005

Horsery

1. Magic done with or by horses.
2. Equestrian sports or affairs.
3. The totality of equine species (as "humanity" is to people).

Horsery is the common thread running through all of Dick Francis's mystery novels.

by mdrum July 19, 2009

Hoeseph

A hoeseph is to be a female 'bro' or 'broseph' to another person (this other person can be male or female). This is only to be used for females that follow the brother code and is never an insult.

Derived from the word hoe, a female derogatory, though manipulated in the tough exterior from a friend to appear humorous and not a legitimate insult. Followed up and replaced in broseph form.

A hoeseph is the equivalent female version of broseph. Males and females may have multiple brosephs and hoesephs.

Guy Friend - Hey broseph is that your girl friend?

You - Nah man, she's cool though... She's my hoeseph.

Guy Friend - A hoeseph of yours is a hoeseph of mine, welcome to the group!

Female Friend/Hoeseph - Thanks broseph!

by Master Samus October 11, 2011