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tired headache 

When you stay out late the night before you have to wake up early to go to work. Half way through your work day you get a headache due to lack of sleep. You're also worthless at work because are just too tired to focus.
Example:
Co-worker1: Hey, what's up with Lorie today?
Co-worker2: She looks like she has another one of those, "tired headaches".
tired headache by Latina_LC July 21, 2009

ascension headache 

the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate
"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"

"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"

tumblr headache 

the inevitable headache you get from sitting on tumblr for 8 hours straight.
Me: Aw man i has a really bad tumblr headache.
You: You really need to get a life and not sitting on tumblr all day.
Me: Yeah I know
tumblr headache by K. Jagger June 25, 2012

recoil headache

The type of headache that occurs when a woman, young child or girlyman shoots a weapon too big for their frail bodies.

Usually associated with turkey hunters under the age of 30.
Example: "After shooting Grandpa's 12 gauge I had a bad recoil headache."
recoil headache by Reconman February 10, 2015

Suicide headache 

The rare "suicide headache" is lesser-known than migraines, widely misunderstood, and often described as the worst pain known to humans.
Suicide headache's are so rare that most people have never even heard of them.

Headbanger's Headache 

It's what you get from Headbanging for a long and intense period of time.
I just got a Headbanger's Headache from listening to Asking Alexandria.