Guy#1Oh no I just got pregnant. This is all Satan's fault.
Guy#2 No, no , don't blame Satan. Blame RUTHERFORD B HAYES!
Guy#2 No, no , don't blame Satan. Blame RUTHERFORD B HAYES!
by Bates^10 May 10, 2006

When you wanna use 100% of your brain matter, go overboard, investigate thoroughly. None of that half-assed shit, you're getting straight to the facts and putting your best foot forward too.
"Patrick said he wasn't into drinking that night but later went all in with Chris Hayes and got shitfaced."
"Reggie went all in with Chris Hayes at soccer practice today and scored seven goals for our team!"
"Reggie went all in with Chris Hayes at soccer practice today and scored seven goals for our team!"
by guccisuiteveryday July 24, 2020

A guy with a crippling addiction to MMOs who makes Youtube videos talking about how his addiction has led him to playing very bad MMOs that you probably remember playing as a kid in search of new content.
by Signup Man December 10, 2021

They are two motherfuckers who take everyone for granted. They lie are manipulative. unpopular have no friends and don't know when to shave their pedo-staches. They are pussies. Talk shit but can't fight or act on what they say. Don't ever date them unless you want someone to control everything you do.
Jake and Josh:"You're a slut! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Jake and Josh:"You're lonely as fuck! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Jake and Josh:"You're a slut! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Jake and Josh:"You're lonely as fuck! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
by Kayluc22 April 12, 2019

n. when an athlete's ego inflates to epic proportions. No project outside of sports is off limits, and the allure of Hollywood only fuels the sickness. The athlete never realizes the ineptitudes of their efforts, because they are so successful in the original sport/area of expertise.
Originates from the Character in the movie Major League, played by Omar Epps and Wesley Snipes. He became to big for his britches and turned to hollywood and endorsements to fulfill his surging ego.
Originates from the Character in the movie Major League, played by Omar Epps and Wesley Snipes. He became to big for his britches and turned to hollywood and endorsements to fulfill his surging ego.
Shaquille O'Neal first became infected with the Willy Mays Hayes Virus upon filming such masterpieces as Kazaam and Steel.
by Nastruthomas February 21, 2010

An all Boys Catholic High School located in the south Bronx. The school has a great reputation which was established in the 1940s-80s.
by Kellybot July 27, 2009

The sweetest and most handsome boy to ever walk on Earth, he’s so sweet and kind. Probably one of the most thoughtful guys you will ever meet. Definitely husband material, highschool sweetheart material, father of your kids material, etc etc.
Random Girl: wow, you talk about your boyfriend a lot! He sounds soooo sweet, what’s his name?
Lauren: I know right, he’s awesome. His name is Hayes!
Lauren: I know right, he’s awesome. His name is Hayes!
by laurenlax437 June 10, 2025
