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Self Harvest

The act of consuming your own cum in hopes of recycling your offspring for the next load.
I always self harvest after each session.
by Deeps00 March 6, 2020
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Harvest widow

To start off-to those of you who don’t know what “Harvest Widow” means, it does not mean our husbands died. It simply means that during harvest our husbands/significant others are always ‘missing in action’. Most nights are spent alone and most events attended by yourself.
“now that I’m a harvest widow for the next few weeks do you girls want to get together for a movie night?”
by Farmerswife1021 November 4, 2018
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second harvest

a beverage that can only be created where you drink alcohol, digest it, and then urinate it into a container.
i got gotta chug this second harvest, FAST!
by bullettimeboom April 6, 2016
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Natural Harvest

A book that teaches you the wonderful art of cooking with your own semen. Typically read by girls who are wishing their boyfriend would cook up some of the recipes in the book, instead of just asking for a blowjob.
Last Thanksgiving, I baked a semen cheesecake for me and my family. Thanks Natural Harvest!
by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015
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Apple Harvest

A yearly festival held in Southington in late September/early October. Basically, the highlight of any Southington kid's year. Theres questionable rides, candy, stink bombs, drugs, music,competitions, family nights, and APPLE FRITTERS.
Hey, what are you doing this weekend?

Going to the Apple Harvest, just like everyone in school.
by johnsample March 15, 2008
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Corn Harvest

Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.

I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
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Bumper harvest

"this years harvest is double of the years before!"
"What a Bumper harvest we got here!"
by Guacamole_cuprisun October 12, 2019
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