rape handles

noun. pony tails or pigtails, especially the latter, because they can be used as handles during intercourse

My hair is being unruly today. I think I'll put up some rape handles.

by stevelightning June 17, 2011

handesena

She is depressed all the time. Around Crowded places, she zone out another dimension. Quiet but mind is hurting owing to loudest thoughts. she romanticizing every single thing. She has a heart in gold but hidden in the hands of whom she trust. She is crazy but you will like that!

Handesena loves him, but fucking pervert does not deserve her.

by Laughingon the outside November 22, 2021

power handles

Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.

I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!

by Yosemite Sam 2 August 31, 2016

burnie handers

When your partner slathers their hands in jalapeño juice and gives you a hand job.

Man, it was all going great until she hit me with a burnie handers.

by Mojojojo333 February 27, 2021

Holy Crap - Handles

The Handles that are sometimes on the inside roof of a car. Normally found toward the front. You'll grab these handles and say 'Holy Crap!' Or something similar upon a sudden shock in a car, such as hard braking, or sudden turns.

Bob: "Yo check out my Wheels!"
Car spins out
Rob: "HOLY CRAP" *Grabs Holy Crap - Handles*

by HOLY@CRAP June 18, 2011

Noah's giant love handles

Noah's fatass has enormous love handles

Wow! Look at Noah's giant love handles!

by fagmaster69 November 19, 2019

Noah's Fatass Love Handles

Term to describe someone's HUGE love handles.

You are beginning to form Noah's Fatass Love Handles because of all of the junk food you eat!

by DankDickRoaster February 10, 2020