mit gymnastics

Entertaining, through a unique approach.

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

Car Gymnastics

To have one person drive wrecklessly while the other passengers jump from the back seat to the front.
Whoever sustains the most external injuries wins.

Some car gymnastics may have a points system though it is not required
Ex: Bruise - 1pt

Injure Driver/other gymnast - 5pts

Consussion - 10pts

Blood/Bleeding - 15pts

Permanent Damage - 20pts

*Wreckless driver speeds down street then turns violently*

Gymnast one will jump from backseat to the farthest point in the front interior of car.
Gymnast one totals 4 bruises and a bloody nose = 19pts
Gymnast two kicks driver and collides into windsheild = 15pts

Car Gymnastics winner would be Gymnast one.

by Concussions February 23, 2011

Genital Gymnastics

Alternate name for sex, sexual intercourse

Hey girl, lets go back to my place and do some Genital Gymnastics!

by Blake JF July 1, 2015

Anal Gymnastics

A sexual act where a naked woman is sitting on an gymnastics horse, leaning forward, showing the anus and is fully lubricated. Meanwhile a erect male runs up and jumps on to the horse behind the woman inserting his penis in the anus.

You know how me a Susan are always trying new stuff? Well I gave her the good ol' anal gymnastics, she won't be sitting of weeks!

by Just a guy with a cock October 11, 2016

Mental Gymnastics

The act of believing something so profoundly stupid and illogical, it requires creating a new word in the English language.

See Also: Donald Trump

President Trump won the Olympic gold medal in mental gymnastics.

by Mr. Cynical the Millenial May 2, 2017

Gymnastics

That thing you do after sex to reach the nearest t-shirt.

Gymnastics-

"No... wait... you move this way. No, no, not... yeah, that way. Now grab that shirt. Or the shorts... whatever you can reach. Yeah, that's fine, that'll work." *scampers off to bathroom*

by Thaaaank fr. June 23, 2013

Gymnasties

Any micro-organisms, germs, microbes, organisms, pathogens, viruses found on gym equiptment surfaces after being used by a sweaty, fat, smelly, man who you will never see at the gym again.

Ugh, that Chris-Farley-on-coke looking guy put his crotch on that abducter machine and didnt wipe it off! And he's not wearing underwear! Eeew! His gymnasties are everywhere!

by Ggbeltram May 18, 2006