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what a gwarn

"What's up?" Or "What's happening?" Or "What's going on?"
"Aye what a gwarn big man?"
"Not much fam just chilling with my girl innit."
by ThunderandLightning October 3, 2016
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wockets' wed gware

Excerpt - what lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner would
sound like if sung by Barbara Walters or Elmer Fudd
wockets' wed gware, gave pwoof twouth the night...that
our fwag was still there...wand of the fwee...home of the
bwave (huhuhuhuhuhuh)
Not written as a slap in the face to the United States,
but rather to illuminate the underlying attitude that
pretty much "anything goes"
by weasler February 25, 2006
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GWAR Gwarg gwark gwarf Gwarn gwarp Gwarts Gwar Bait gwar gura gwardo

Gwark?!?!

The Modern Day Teenage equivellent to saying "What The Fuck?" without the profanities and the shit you'd get into by using such a word in front of the olds. Most coomonly used in the early hours of every morning, everyday of the year.
Tim: Christmas! I hope i'll get my super slam station today!

Tims Mum: Merry Christmas! Heres your Barbie doll!

Tim: Gwark?!?!
by Edens_Shadow August 28, 2007
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Gwark

(v.) Masturbation with a female's panties
Jimmy, don't let mom catch you gwarking with grandma's knickers again.

Jimmy don't gwark with my thongs, you little pervert.
by Kevin Flurginmyer April 11, 2008
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GWART

Gwart 1 - a man who will drunk massive amount of rum

Gwart 2 - some one of new england bloodline, or from scotland heritiage who loves to drink

gwart 3 - a person who loves there guns more then they do there shine

gwart 4 - a person who yells gwart at fish when angry that it was the wrong fish cought

gwart 5 - a person who like to drive in excessive speeds on a beach with intention of killing birds

gwart 6 - a person whe has a fixation for hemi powered row boats

gwart 7 - a sound made by manbearpig, half man, half bear and half pig

gwart 8 - sound commonly heard on the jetties between north and south padre island

gwart 9 - sound commonly heard with people ascociated with david henss

gwart 10 - gwart

gwart 11 - FUCKEN GWART

gwart 12 - zazz from gwarting

gwart 13 - name of a moonshine beverage made by david henss, 100 proof peach flavored shine

gwart 14 - shut up, im baiting

gwart 15 - I SAID SHUTUP, IM BAITING

gwart 16 - commonly refferred to an ass clown towing a boat with his high beams on and is on your bumper

gwart 17 - often a fictional place were people dream of sorrow and escape from daily abuse

gwart 18 - jason bartlett

gwart 19 - kill pig vomit

gwart 20 - chainsaw to the temple, and press the function key

there are your twenty levels

have a nice day
David henss Is the only person in this world to have mastered all 20 levels of gwart

Carlos Gomez and adam garcia have only made it so far...
hooray to those who have tried to master gwart
by phreaker666 April 21, 2010
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Gwarf

A really funny word to say, used as a swear.
Ex. 1:

"You suck!"
"Go Gwarf yourself"

Ex. 2
GWARF! DAMMIT! I almost landed that!
by Bardon! November 13, 2006
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gwarfing

the act of swearing with meaning or consistantly with calm purpose
"That mother fucking piece of shit." (gwarfing)
"Well fucking calm the fuck down, everything will be ok ass." (gwarfing)
by johnny February 25, 2004
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