fiber gummy nights

When you’ve eaten so many fiber gummies that your mate is repeatedly awakened throughout the night by the obscene flatulent hornblower blasts that rouse her from all possibility of sleep.

It’s these crazy, magical fiber gummy nights that keeps her lovin’ me!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2021

Are you Gumby?

“Are you Gumby”can be used as a simple question to ask if you are stupid or to be said after doing something wrong. “Are you Gumby” can also be used as a direct insult.

*Robert team kills you

OH MY FUCKING GOD ROBERT ARE YOU GUMBY

Robert: you scared me… so I shot

“Are you Gumby?” a great term to use anytime anywhere in a friendly or aggressive way

by Taylor talks to Robert August 27, 2021

i want fuit gummy

a catch phrase with an uncertain origin and meaning, often seen in top text/bottom text formatted memes over random images

“i want fuit gummy”
“what the fuck, greg”

by laarge November 15, 2019

Forrest Gump

A badass mothafucker who taught Elvis, was a Football Superstar, Vietnam War Hero, Ping Pong Legend, Shrimp Selling Millionaire, Track Running sensation, Punched a Bitch, and banged a whore named Jenny.

Forrest Gump will kick your ass.

by fork82 October 16, 2011

Gummy Cracker

An absurdly small penis.

-Dude, have you seen James? He has a gummy cracker!

by bazorky December 10, 2017

Punch a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean dump.

I actually have left partys because I had to "Punch a Grumpy"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

Bust a Grumpy

The phrase "bust a grumpy" is used to refer to anything that is excreted through the anus, including both gas and feces. To properly bust a grumpy, one must abide by the following rules:
-Claim that he or she is going to "bust a grumpy"
-Excrete something (be it solid, liquid, or gas) from the anus.

Tom:"Dude, I'm gonna bust a grumpy!"
Walter:"Oh, no! Wait!"
Tom:*Farts*
Walter:"Oh, man! Everybody watch out, Tom's bustin' grumpies!"

by Losgunn February 4, 2008