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germany

Germany is one of the few countries that admits to and repents the crimes it has committed, something which other countries cannot claim of themselves.
Non-German European who ignorantly believes all Germans are Nazis: Germany is responsible for millions of deaths, which must mean they still willingly support the Nazi ideology, completely illogical bastards that they are.
Me: What about the millions of (insert minority group here) you murdered in your colonies in Africa?
*sound of crickets*
by Nadezhda May 28, 2006
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Germany

Germany is a beautiful country full of people who respect each other and are still repenting for the holocaust 60 years after it ended. Germans would never even dream of saying that they are proud of being German, because their sense of pride and identity was trashed by some freak from Austria a long time ago. The holocaust wasn't the fault of the general population, and Germans have only recently started assuming a kind of national identity again, listening to bands singing in German, enjoying German movies and taking pride in German food, culture, landscapes, tolerance and openness. Germany deserves respect- it has had to suffer long enough.
I'm German-American living in Munich, so I know what I'm talking about, in case you were wondering. Germany is fantastic.
by minionofher July 29, 2008
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german sparkle party

A sparkly party thrown by the modern native inhabitants of Germania. A swaggalicious occurance synonmous with hardcore awesome. Typically correlated with rübber bööts and pärty pänts. However it transcends common knowledge, which dismisses it as basely effeminate. The true magnitude of extreme über gucci swag eminating from these gatherings is beyond the base understanding of the uninitiated.
Is dis de party ja? I like German Sparkle Party.

Wenn es gibt kein Glitzer, es gibt kein Party, ja.
Translation: When there are no sparkles, there is no party, ja.
by DJ$waggaKING June 16, 2013
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german valentine

when on valentine's day a love is given what seems like a box of chocolates but instead of chocolate it is filled with frozen turds.
"I gave Sandy a German valentine"

"Did it have nuts?"
by lazzar February 14, 2009
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GermanDeli

An Internet site where people who miss German food and German groceries in the USA find what they've been craving.
German food groceries imported food German specialties foodies GermanDeli.com
by Deli-dweller February 5, 2010
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german baby leg

(n) a five plus pound penis that, when erect, resembles a chunky baby's leg complete with rolls. Often achieved with the help of implants and injections.
Elmer: "hey shit cletus, what you got in your pocket? "
Cletus: "bend over and I'll show you. "
Elmer: "damn, how did you do that? wait, what you doing. ..get that German baby leg away from me! "
by Austin Pealy April 16, 2015
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german dust bowl

The act of blowing across a gaping rectum to make a whistling sound.
It sounded like a train horn when Chad performed a German dust bowl on Samantha!
by MM/GM/NB December 15, 2021
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