Grumble Mumble

verb - it is when a person shakes his/her head looking downward with a melancholy look on his/her face while making a soft grunting sigh

John: Why are you so lame?
Sunny: *grumble mumbles*

by bapsiboy February 19, 2015

Grumbleweed

The various nefarious adult publications found ripped up underneath bushes/hedges at bus stops and public conveniences etc. (Pregnant Asian Babes, Razzle, Hairy & German)

Named after the hugely popular 5 piece comedy showband of the 1960's onwards.

'I alighted the bus to discover a small pile of disgarded grumbleweed on the roadside. Not only had the vibration of the bus journey aroused me, It now seemed that the aforementioned publication had provoked a small droplet of sperm to emit from my bell end'.

by Phillip Cluskey June 10, 2005

Grumper

Addictive website where you can complain about things that annoy you.

I like to use Grumper.org all the time!

by SexualVegan6Love9 June 28, 2009

grurple

Used when a color is both green and purple

That plant is grurple.

by Aylakay131 March 3, 2009

grumplepotamus

A very very grumpy person who is prone to snap or "go off" much like a grumpy violent hippopotamus. See also grumpy gus, grumpus, grumplestiltskin.

Richard is being a total grumplepotamus this morning, what the hell is wrong with him?

by Omitshod December 11, 2013

Grumplestiltskin

when someone is in a bad mood and taking it out on you!

Dani the Honeybear was real rude and mean last night! I think she's acting like a true grumplestiltskin!

by RalphusFudge June 19, 2017

grumployee

Usually a narcissistic, grumpy co-worker who blames everyone from management to his co-workers, while boosting his already over-inflated ego. Grumployees think of themselves as vastly superior to other workers, and frequently show contempt towards their colleagues. However, deep down, grumployees are very insecure, and are terrified of being put into a work environment where they may appear vulnerable. Usually, grumployees achieve their coveted status in an organization by creating their own turf and fiercely protecting their "secret knowledge", thereby acting as gatekeepers, while presenting themselves to managament as being indispensable. Usually, they stay in one company forever, as they cannot risk change. A new job would require them to start from square one and be vulnerable, which is what grumployee hates the most. Grumployees are often found in Information Technology, but can also exist in other fields, such as Finance, Insurance, Real Estate, etc.

"Patrick is such a grumployee. All he does is stand in the hallway, complaining about the incompetent managers, while keeping all the software training books and CDs under lock and a key, so not a single one of us new hires can learn anything about our proprietary software"

by MrWhoAmI July 29, 2009