farm gromet

A father who will live longer than a cockroach and does not bathe in which a dead person smells better

Yo Greg your dad is such a fucking farm gromet

by Bigwhitedong August 19, 2016

Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.

Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?

by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018

guatemalan grommet

The metal ring you put around your penis after drinking a copious amount of gallo

Yo Cousin Pat, I’ve never seen you without your Guatemalan Grommet

by paulbholt January 31, 2019

fudge grommet

Butthole.

May put on a little Joanie Mitchell and play with my fudge grommet later ;) ❤️

by trotsky64 February 14, 2021

gyno grommet

The tunnel, the fanny, ya know, the va-Jay-Jay…

Vinny started fingerbanging Lisa’s gyno grommet hard at the movies last night, they almost got thrown out

by Mr Puffy October 23, 2023

Monster Gromper

An absolute monster of a vibrator, I'm talking fist sized, pump-action pussy pounding destroyer.

I just found this old ladies monster gromper.

by -Sheldonsleftleg September 25, 2025

Austin “the licker “ gromek

Bootlicker without sarcasm comprehension

Don’t be like him , he’s an Austin “the licker “ gromek

by Dealingcaveman March 28, 2023