kickface greeting

to kick someone in the face as a form of greeting.

That douche will get a kickface greeting next time i see him.

I gave him a kickface greeting after he was a dick to my sister.

by memphisdude69 June 28, 2011

Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”

Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.

by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023

Greets

It's the very informal short version of Greetings!

Adam: Well, I gotta go now, see ya!
You: Greets!

by AleZ_Off April 5, 2023

london greeting

A nice roadman from london greets you with a knife in your abdomen

A young man gave me a London greeting and now I'm kn hospital

by Myrical April 20, 2023

seasonings greetings

When holiday meals call for a different kind of seasoning.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here, I need to bust out the cloves and cinnamon and wish everyone Seasonings Greetings!

by GlazeHer November 23, 2023

Mermaid greeting

When you receive oral sex from someone underwater and don’t know who it is.

I was at a night time pool party and got a Mermaid greeting.

by XdxcOkboomer November 24, 2023

sneezin’s greetings

What you say in response to someone who sneezes around Christmas time. A wordplay on the expression “Season’s greetings.”

“AHCHOO!”

“Well, sneezin’s greetings to you too!”

by Dcstrutter December 18, 2023