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Schrodinger's Graze

A graze that you will not touch depending on the amount of pain you had when you first touched it.
Yesterday i had a graze it did not hurt when i touched it so i kept on touching it i guess you could say i had 'Schrodinger's graze

or

Yesterday i had a graze that hurt when i touched it, so i treated it like a fragile vase for the rest of the day
by Chilly6.0 May 25, 2020
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Conversational Grazing

Continuous, non-stop, painfully repetitive conversation about mundane, stupid or irritating subjects.
You've been talking about this for 6 hours. This conversational grazing makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Shut the FUCK UP ALREADY!
by rogerdodger2011 May 22, 2011
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Wall graze

When you are too drunk to make your way across the room without the support of the wall.
After all those cocktails, I had to wall graze myself from the couch to the bathroom.
by Sparkles09 December 12, 2020
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Grazed

A graze, its usually being said when in a fight, like its a slight graze, its like a scratch to them, but usually, its just like a scar or something like that. so basically a graze is just a little bit of an injury. Nothing else.
Dude 1: *fighting dude 2*
Dude 1: *hits dude 2 slightly*
Dude 2: Hah, its only a graze. you only hit me a little.
( grazed means slightly hit or for strong people, a scratch.)
by .mac cheese February 18, 2024
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grazing sesh

An event or tradition in which a person or a group of people participate in gathering fresh, "wild" berries from a bush or tree in a public and private place. Grazing applies to fruits as well. It is also considered a sacred past time for ents, and originated from Saratoga, CA in the summer of 2012, by SHS class of 2011.
Person 1: "Anybody want to going me in a quick grazing sesh? The blackberries are so ripe today that they are falling off!"

rest of group: "Yeah, I'm so down for some free grub!"
by dudewithnopants July 8, 2012
mugGet the grazing seshmug.

grazing your bum

a 2020s slang word

a slut that gets thrown on their own bed by their daddy and one of the bed's wooden planks snap in half-
me: dude last night icb my gf grazed my ass-
my sister: y'think?- grazing your bum is quite cute- ♡
by lxss♡hannah April 5, 2021
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Graze

Derek, you said we weren’t doing butt stuff and then you grazed my butthole.
by Derek’s girlfriend April 8, 2022
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