Grippin Wood Grain 

When the driver sits in the passenger seat while an attractive and agile woman climbs on top to perform a fascinating position. When she gets in the proper position she will be resting her hands on the dash bouncing up and down. In a "baller"'s case, he's vechile would be equipped with a Wood Grain Dash. These are usually found in Luxury SUVs like the Escalades.

I was banging that hott bitch and had her Grippin Wood Grain in my Escalade

Grippin Wood Grain by FINEST187 April 24, 2008

wood grain grippin 

It means working hard, all day everyday.

boss sippin card dippin grant wood grain grippin-Still Tippin

wood grain grippin by Rudy King November 29, 2007

ass grain 

A generous chunk of lint between your asscheeks from your ass rubbing against your underwear.

Look how big this ass grain is that I pulled out today!

ass grain by dom.i.nic June 7, 2018

shitty grain wheats 

when ur ass deside is want a peef weat square from the rink. then u pop in one dolla dolla bill ya and out come the peat weef. MM GOOD NESS

i like eating peffy weats
SHITTY GRAIN WHEATS

shitty grain wheats by alyssa n jaylene March 27, 2009

mind grain

when you have woken up before class, but have plans to spend the day doing something else and you tutor clearly knows that.

Jason:
"hey, what did you do yesterday ?"

Fred:
"well.. I was supposed to go into class but it was valentines day so spend the day doing other things. so I emailed my tutor saying I was ill but he clearly knew we weren't"

Jason:
"ahh man ! what a mind grain.

mind grain by creative101 April 5, 2012

Nutri-grain 

Nastiest thing you will EVER consume! It gets to the point where...Nvm, you REALLY don't want to hear that.

Karen: Are you eating a nutri-grain bar?
Stacy: Are you kidding me?! I'm about to sneak it into that nerd's sandwich!
Karen: Omg, isn't he gonna...?
Stacy: EXACTLY ; )

Nutri-grain by eww May 21, 2008

wood grain

a very informational way to explain a diarrhea type of poopy

you might not want to go in there for a while a made a bunch of wood grain

wood grain by Akuknox June 10, 2008